Not likely, our Quiz Night last night saw a full house.

Then there’s our AGM.

No, not you silly, just the ones who won Club Trophies this year.

At least that’s what the punters said.

Many hands do make light work.

Yes, it’s time to book your places for the annual knees-up and nosh.

For those Members who’ve not been reading Events & Fixtures or the notices in the Clubhouse, here are two important dates.

Open up in the usual way for full details.

Please note the change of date to - FRIDAY 13TH NOVEMBER.

You have our sympathies!

The first of this close season’s offering from our Social Sub-Committee will be on Friday 30th October.

The question we all ask ourselves at the end of each season.

A few more thoughts after another friendly, a mixed one.

What’s this all about then? Has he gone completely off the rails? Either open up to find out, or visit our Events & Fixtures and open up the entries for 16th to 20th December.

Just a thought or two after yesterday’s men’s friendly.

That’s about all I can offer from this year’s tour to Bedfordshire.

Yes there will be one!
Open up for details of the end of season bash.

It is with deep sadness I have to report the passing of one of our own stalwarts, Richard Whittingham, and a stalwart of Bedfordshire bowling, Brian King.

No, not some fantastic win by the Club, but some excellent performances within the Club.

No, it’s not too early to get them in your diaries.

After a weekend that started with our Ladies preparing for their Semi-Final of the Fear Plate and two of our Members preparing for the Quarter/Semi-Finals of the County Open Championship.

OK, it’s a very tenuous claim, but I’m still making it.

The girls march on.

That’s our Men’s Tour this year. Here are a few more details.

Our green, our trophy!

Saturday 15th August, 10.00am. Our Ladies need your support.

With great sadness I have to report the death of one of our former Club Members.
Jeff Naish died peacefully on Sunday 26th July after a period of illness.

We’ve two in the Quarter Finals of the Open Championship.

THIS IS AN URGENT APPEAL TO ALL SUPPORTERS OF THIS LEAGUE.

THE GREEN IS WATERLOGGED FOLLOWING THE HEAVY RAIN AND WILL BE CLOSED TODAY, THURSDAY 30TH JULY.

It is with deep sadness we report the death of Arthur Powell, a Life Member and Founder Member.

…………………… in the Lloyd Trophy.

Not necessarily all of them.

Our annual foray into Gloucestershire.

Thanks to Bob Murray, Pete Robson, Roy Flinders and Mike Dunne for a really sporting gesture.

Some emerging talent and the return of some old friends.

From our Ladies, of course.

Friendly Triples Fixtures.

An evening against the two "vales".

This is one for the travelling support. We’ve got a date and the time.

Only from the Ladies of course.

This weekend of course!

………………… and congratulations to Knowle.

To be able to post some good news from our men.

This time in the Southey Trophy.

I’ll leave out the failures and any results I’ve not been given.

Well, just our part in it.

Here’s a little tip.

I’ve been unable to access this site for a couple of days now, so this is a last minute, desperate plea.

No prizes for guessing which ones.

……….. on a Sunday afternoon’s mixed friendly match.

At least it was for our Ladies.

Not necessarily with a great deal of success.

Yes, we're getting back to pictorial additions.

Again I have the sad duty of informing you of the untimely death of one of our Club stalwarts, Lavina Moore.

Sunday 31st May was our internal Men’s Two Wood eliminator.

It is with deep sadness I have to inform you of the sudden death of Roy Salmon on Monday 25th May.

The date for their next round.

One for Club Members to put in their diaries.

This is an opportunity to "care" for a "carer", to offer a little respite and relaxation for those whose lives revolve around caring responsibilities.

I still can’t get all our men’s Captains into the habit of passing on their results, so in the absence of a full set, here’s some cheerful news from our Ladies.

OK, this has nothing to do with bowling or our Club, but it seemed a good idea to share it with our readers. It's a copy of an e-mail I received from a friend.

Keynsham Bowling Club providing a public service message!

Not the big improvement we were looking for.

……………. WHERE CREDIT’S DUE.

Not that I particularly wanted to post these ones.

Our Open Day of course.

A mixed bag, but still a good start to the season.

Yes, this is absolutely the very last reminder you’ll get from me on this subject.

They both kick off on Monday 11th May.

Yes that’s Champions in the plural not the possessive, but that should have been obvious by the lack of an apostrophe.

Another successful Quiz Night.

I’m sure Sara will forgive me though.

Our first week’s results.

Which Finals? When? Where?

A CHANCE TO TRY YOUR HAND ON THE GREEN – AND IT’S FREE!

I’ve got to say mine was just great. Why?

Is the winter programme of work done by the wave of a magic wand?

The closing date for subscriptions this year is 31st March. Please ensure the Treasurer has received yours by that date.

……………… really do make light work.

………………………. for all that nasty loose change wearing out your pockets and purses. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS WORTH READING.

And no, that isn’t a spelling mistake. Open up to see why not.

I am however advised it was one rink each.

Though I would have liked more chilli on mine.

WHY?

Unification? Oh come on, where have you been hiding? Bowls England is a unified governing body for both men and women. Now the County is catching up and it’s giving you a chance to comment on the process.

Now that’s just got to pique your interest.

Not looking at what? Open up and you’ll see.

PURNELL BOWLING CLUB’S charity gig on Valentines Day. A good night out in a good cause. Open up to see a copy of their advertising poster.

Names are already going down for this September’s tour of Bedfordshire. If yours isn't one here’s the result of a bit more research to tempt you.

This is mainly for Club Members, but don’t let that put you off opening it up.

......... THERE IS A NEW FEATURE WITHIN "EVENTS & FIXTURES".

………………AND I’M CLOSING DOWN FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT BEFORE I DO, I’D LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST FOR 2009.
BE WELL,
DEL.

No, well go into “Archived News” and scroll down to 8th August 2007 to refresh your memory before you open this one.

It’s not really news, but I like to post something over the winter months and this might be of interest to some.

I nearly forgot to post this one and that really wouldn’t do. It’s important to record thanks when they are so deserved.

Problems like the text tracking across a couple of pages so it can only be read by scrolling right and left for each line, or the instruction “submit your comment” not appearing in the bar below your new comment, or ……………..

It still has its following, in spite of the changes, or was it because of the changes?

Yes, really, indoor bowling.

With bowling or Club news a bit thin on the ground over the winter, I thought I’d try something new this year.

A farewell to David Evans.

The morning of Saturday 8th November saw 69 Club Members assembling in the Clubhouse for this year’s Annual General Meeting and a further 24 had even sent apologies.

But better that than never.

Chairs need setting out too.

Or come to that, outdoor bowlers?

And we thought it was just going to be a quiz night.

It is however an item on how those claiming to be local politicians make decisions that impact on us as a Club. You might like to open this one up; the example is of current interest to many of our members and indeed some of our other readers who are also users of Keynsham Memorial Park.

Some more detail for those who like figures.

Where? At the Club. When? 9.30am every Monday. Why? Open up and find out.

That takes some working out, doesn’t it?

WHO FOR?

It sort of crept up on us without us noticing.

Confused? So was I.

A little premature to be thinking about next September? I don’t think so.

The initiative was the Town Council’s, but on the back of it, we did very well.

I’ve been on tour this last week, hence no postings. But I’m back with my recollections of tour. Hopefully other tourists will add their “comments”.

Bob has put me right.

The “A” team are biting their nails.

Sorry this didn’t get posted earlier, but here’s the running order for Sunday 31st August.

………………….. as the “C” team show the “B” team how to do it.

Photos as well! They’re on the FlickR Gallery; go to "Images" below and click on Ann’s picture.

GOING UP; GOING UP!

……………and on their green!

………..AND IT’S GETTING EVEN MORE SPOOKY!

The programme for our first Finals Day on Sunday 17th August.

This looks like a moral victory to me.

Yes, Champions! What’s more we’ve got a champion lass!

Stay with me on this one. There is a bowling connection.

……………….. it didn’t stop our men.

……………… but now we know who those shrinking violets were.

What results?

Who is?

Probably to avoid the extra pressure of massed ranks of spectators.

Yet again it’s not a full list. Even the Ladies didn’t get all theirs in, but some of the men’s team captains really are a bit slow on the uptake. So, if anyone who played in the games I haven’t got results for wants to add the results by adding a “comment”, I’d be most grateful.

How much and how was it used?

You know where, don’t you?

We’re an integral part of Keynsham Memorial Park and take great pride in its latest success.

I can’t say how delighted I am to post this one.

……………. in the Somerset County League.

We really are fine weather bowlers.

Last year the Club celebrated its Golden Jubilee, today it’s another Golden Day.

……….. TO LEAMINGTON.

……………… KEYNSHAM LADIES.

It was our Ladies’ Two-Wood day yesterday.

WHERE?

The end of one trail, but there’s still hope.

Unbelievable; I’ve got a full set. Though it has to be recognised this was a week hit badly by the rain.

They did it and we’ve got pictures.

O.K. Here’s a challenge for you all.

Have you, like me, had invasive heart surgery, keyhole surgery, a stent or new valve put in, or even had a pacemaker fitted? Do you know someone who has? You might like to read about Zippers Bowling Association.

Which one?

Our Ladies embark upon their Fear Cup campaign 2008. Friday 11th July at 2.15pm on our green. Be there! Give our Ladies your support!

I’m still not getting all the results in, but as the ladies are getting all theirs in I’m determined to post this as the week ends.

……… turned up to watch our Triples League game.

Flying the flag again.

A couple of drinks in the bar and they all become experts!

Sorry, I’m still not completely up to speed with some of our results (I haven’t had time to chase our men’s team captains) but our ladies are getting their results through so I’m posting this for them.

The date; Sunday 29th June. The time; about 3.30pm. The place; Paulton Bowling Club’s green. Who?

Some smiles, some tears.

We’re on line. Do click on the title above to open the full posting, there’s something new for you.

I’m still not getting all the results. Come on team captains! I’ll fill in the gaps as soon as I get the information.

………… dropped in on Monday 23rd June on their way back from South Devon for their final game on tour.

Unfortunately in the three big games over the weekend it was two losses and just one win.

Monday 23rd June is the day in question.

Tomorrow, Saturday 21st June, at 10.30am, on our green, it’s a big one. It’s the County Quarter-Final of the National Top Club Competition for ladies, and our ladies take on a strong Bath squad, not an easy task. Come on down and give our ladies the support they deserve. They’ve done the Club and the Town proud in reaching this stage; let's show them how much we appreciate it. We wish our ladies the very best of luck.

I’m sorry I don’t have all the results or all the scores, but if I don’t get this posted soon you won’t see the fixtures in time.

Sunday 15th June may have been labelled Father’s Day by American retailers looking for a boost in a quiet season, but here it has a rather more special meaning.

A few thoughts after Will Farrow’s funeral earlier today.

Having lost patience and given up in disgust with last night’s efforts to post a new RESULTS & FIXTURES page, I thought I’d try and edit out the gremlins in “Cute” this morning. Guess what, it worked. A slow process but it really did work. Who’s a clever boy then? Go back to the previous posting now and open up “read more” to find the results and fixtures in their usual format. Thanks for your patience. You’ve obviously got more than me.

At last some results and fixtures. Sorry about the delay, but I'm still struggling with my new iMAC! I've just checked how this appears when you click on "read more". It's a disaster; all my time spent changing from bold to italics to plain and from black to red and the whole lot came out all the same. To top it all it's not even in my prefered font.

I bet you’ve been missing my usual postings, particularly the Results & Fixtures pages. Sorry, but we’ve just bought an iMAC to replace our old and ailing PC. This was not necessarily the best move we’ve ever made. In fact we’re still out of touch by e-mail. So, it’s fingers crossed, in the hopes I can transfer this “Word” draft through “Cute” onto our website. If it works I hope to bring you up to date with Club news over the next day or so.

At last one for our men to crow about.

Yes, it’s Angela again.

Now it’s fingers crossed for the next two.

………….for some of our Ladies.

Yes, our Ladies have been at it again, but I missed it.

……………………and I didn’t get any further than the pool stages, but we do have our finalists now.

The “win” word appears distressingly rarely on this posting. Even more distressing is the number of matches cancelled due to rain and waterlogged greens. We could have done with the green time and even more the bar profits. The hint here of course, is for our Members and guests to adopt a more enthusiastic approach to opening their purses and wallets in the region of the bar. I’m willing to do my bit, are you?

Best of luck on Monday Ladies!

If this keeps up I’ll have to create a whole new page just for Angela.

That’s Tuesday 27th May.

………… and of course for the Club.

You’ve probably noticed by now my RESULTS/FIXTURES pages only cover “Club” matches, not Members entering County or National competitions as individuals or teams of individuals. So, after our Ladies’ win in their Tuesday friendly, it was a long wait for good news to go on this page.

Regrettably today’s fixture at home to Wotton-under-Edge has had to be cancelled due to heavy rain, with more on its way. Apologies are offered to all concerned, particularly our guests from Wotton-under-Edge. We do however look forward to visiting you later in the season.

Wow, is this ever a beauty.

I have very mixed feelings about mine. That’s May the 18th.

Some ups, some downs, but the laurels belong to our Ladies.

............in advance of the weeks results.

I can now tell you our Ladies play their next round of the Top Club competition on Saturday 17th May at 3.30pm against Yatton, at home on our own green in Keynsham. As always, supporters will be more than welcome.

11th May was their first round in the National Top Club competition.

A mixture of very good news and some not quite so good; but congratulations to our men on some success in the early rounds of cup competitions and some good starts to our Somerset County League campaigns.

Will the clash of fixtures mean a lack of support? Will you make sure it doesn’t?

The preliminary round of the Clarence Davey Cup had us drawn against BAC, rumoured by many here to hold a jinx over us in both league and cup competitions.

Having read my earlier posting under the heading “Roll-Up, Roll-Up”, you will of course have this in your diary. You haven’t, I’m devastated. My efforts were in vain. Well put it right and click on “read more” now.

A poor week for our Ladies and a mixed one for our Men.

Tom and Callum join Chris.

Well actually, all the fun of the bowling green. Here’s a golden opportunity to see for yourself why I’m always extolling the joys of bowls.

Perhaps our Ladies could offer our men a tip or two.

What did?

Another Club Member reaches another milestone.

Our men have an extra fixture this week.

Now this doesn’t happen to everyone.

That’s right. This is your final reminder. So don’t blame me if you miss out.

Now I can include our first results. OK, it’s not been a brilliant start for our Men, but our Ladies got off to an absolute flyer.

Read more.

Tuesday 25th March was the anniversary of Eve Chenery’s untimely death whilst on last year’s Continental Bowls Tour. To mark the occasion her daughter Julia presented the Club with a bench in her memory.

As promised, I’m giving advance notice of upcoming fixtures and events on a weekly basis.

A few words of thanks to the unsung heroes. Please read more.

For regular visitors to our site, a quick move to “About Us” will reveal a completely reworded page. As for first-time visitors, well I have to assume you’ll be visiting that page anyway.

Open up on “read more” for some important dates. DON’T MISS OUT ON BOWLAMANIA’S ROADSHOW. THIS IS FOR ALL BOWLERS, NOT JUST OUR MEMBERS.

According to Club President John, this was the first soup kitchen in Keynsham since the twenties.

Are you thinking of taking up bowling, but don’t know where or how to start? Are you concerned about what’s involved in membership of a Bowling Club? Read on for the answers to some commonly asked questions posed by would be bowlers. Please note this posting also appears at the bottom of the "About Us" page, updated to match this new website. Opening this posting shows the original version.

It is with deep regret I post the sad news of the sudden and most unexpected death of Fred Mardles on Friday 1st February. Fred will be sadly missed by many friends in the bowling community, Local Government, the Labour movement, the Trades Union movement and within the local community he served for so many years. Our thoughts are with Pat at this most difficult of times. Fred’s funeral will be at Haycombe, on Friday 15th February at 1.00pm.

Wednesday 5th December, and the Festive Season gets off to a flying start at Keynsham Bowling Club.

I had always thought there was bowls as we play it here, on a flat green and crown green bowls, then I spent some time in Lewes.

67 Members gathered in the Clubhouse on the morning of 10th November for our 50th Annual General Meeting. Now open up the full item; it’s not just a boring list of election results and it even includes a suggestion you might like to try in your club. Now there’s a tempter!

…………… and an “American Supper”.

Our final game and the curtain came down on another season.

Every now and then I go back over my previous postings, just to make sure there are no errors or omissions. Much to my embarrassment I discovered a couple of serious omissions this morning. Some “thanks” that really should have been included. I therefore offer my apologies to those concerned.

The finals of our Club tournaments were played out over two Sundays, 19th August and 2nd September. You might like to know who our winners were.

The highlight of the season for many of us men was our September tour to Cumbria. That could hold true for those we leave behind as well, six days without us. Get a cup of tea before you read on, it’s a long one.

The very thought of attempting a whole season’s round-up in one go fills me with dread, so I’ll start in small doses with the men’s league season.

Keeping a tradition going; and there’s a picture!

Our ladies’ new tops; and there's a picture!

Further adventures of Angela.

I’m sorry there have been no postings lately; I’ve been on tour. So let’s start with the long awaited clash between the “B’s” and the “C’s”.

You may recall that within the posting “In Glorious Colour” I had invited you to come up with your own captions for the last photo on the page. Even though no prizes were offered quite a few of you took up the challenge and sent your captions to me. Well, as I said, no prizes on offer, so I’m not embarrassed about announcing the winner without consultation or convening a special Sub-Committee.

Sorry no pictures; but we do have a new correspondent.

Could it be Corey?

Yes, our “Red, White & Blue” day was a huge success.

There won’t be major cash prizes, but here’s a little quiz for you. Can you find three connections between the two, “Allsop” and “40”?

I wonder just how many sentences started with those words on Friday night.

…………sent us an e-mail and it’s such a lovely addition to our Golden Jubilee.

Sunday 22nd July and the sun shone on our Golden Day.

There are some really sad people out there. I've been asked to post the full size picture of Wallace and Grommet on their brief visit to the Club on our Men's Triples Day.

Yes, it was Friday 13th.

OK, it’s not news, but I’ve just had a look at the other Somerset Clubs’ websites.

Our Men’s Triples Tournament played out to the final two teams with the Keynsham Music Festival providing the background beat.

Yes; it’s free!

What is this bargain? Wait and see. This is just a teaser; I'll tell all tomorrow. Posted on 30 Jun 2007 by

July brings a very heavy schedule for our lady bowlers, but it also offers excellent opportunities to offer them your support.

With Angela exiting the County Over 55 Singles in the semi-finals our interest in the Ladies’ National and County competitions finally expired. Well done, to all the ladies who have represented the Club so well this year.

It seems the problem was on my PC, but…………

What’s happened to our website?

Sorry folks, it's more than I can manage. Some forums take several hours a day just keeping them readable and free of offensive material. If you want to contact us, or feel there is something you want featured on our news page, just click on "editor" and send me a message.

The beauty of a Club Tournament is, there has to be a Club winner, but sometimes the result has a certain extra appeal.

Our ladies go out fighting to the last, yes the very last, wood.

After a lengthy period of recovery, Ursula is at last fit to return to the green. Welcome back; we're all delighted to see you getting something out of the Club, after all you've put in as Secretary throughout this frustrating period without a single wood bowled.

We do “traditional” very well, one might almost say with style and panache, but given half a chance it’s fish nets and suspenders.

In my previous posting I made reference to Joan and Angela's progress in the County Over 55's Pairs. This should of course have read the Ladies' County Pairs. My apologies ladies.

In my last posting I said we were looking for another away win on Friday 8th June. The looking was in vain.

Having been without a land line since 30th March I’m a bit behind with the news, sorry about that. Incidentally that’s the only comment I’ve had from BT! So, if our Ladies produced the good news, who saddled us with the bad?

It has been suggested and probably quite correctly, that I did not give enough credit to our ladies’ triples' achievements in my last posting. I do apologise for this and can only plead the excitement of our Turnbull Cup win over Bath got me a little too excited to concentrate properly.

With Keynsham celebrating their Golden Jubilee and Bath their Centenary, there was more than usual at stake when the two met on Bath’s green in last night’s (Friday 25th May) Turnbull Cup thriller.

How I forgot to post this one I do not know, it was such a brilliant day.

On Tuesday 22nd May, in perfect weather for bowling and on a superb playing surface at Keynsham, our men slipped quietly out of the Clarence Davey Cup (yes we still call it that) in the first round.

Unlike our success in the Top Club events we have experienced only disappointment in the men’s National 2 X Fours event.

If you’re thinking about the 60’s band, you’re off track.

No, not the FA Cup Final. TOP CLUB DAY FOR KEYNSHAM.

Can I cover it all? I doubt it, but I'll try to get the headlines in.